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Jim Moriarty, Consulting Criminal. Also not dead.
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ohannibal:

aus allen Wolken fallen

ohannibal:

aus allen Wolken fallen

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS YOU SLIMY TELEVISION SOFTWARE ADVERTISING MEN

???

(Source: fassysource)

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

ask-jim-moriarty:

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

ask-jim-moriarty:

Ew.

To each their own, Jim. I could never subsist on fine sweets. Or crap takeout, with one or two exceptions.

It’s strange to hear you call me that.

Hm. Well, I suppose that comes with being a posh little brat, doesn’t it? 

Should I stop?

Suppose it does. That or just having a discerning palate.

…I’m…not sure.

Having a discerning palate is usually a product of having the opportunity to taste food at least once every other day.

(Source: miss-mayy)

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

ask-jim-moriarty:

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

That’s…completely not what I meant??????? Women like meat too. I think. Bertille does. Wait.

Homo sapiens are omnivores. Meat and what it provides are essential to the human body, just as much as salads and things. There’s just a more primal pull for testosterone-driven people to that charred hunk of dead animal. Because manly hunting, grrwar.

Ew.

To each their own, Jim. I could never subsist on fine sweets. Or crap takeout, with one or two exceptions.

It’s strange to hear you call me that.

Hm. Well, I suppose that comes with being a posh little brat, doesn’t it? 

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

ask-jim-moriarty:

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

Nope.

Because…I’m a man? Nice juicy red meat, well-done, or maybe a rack of lamb or pork ribs, seasoned with a cajun blend (the pork, not the lamb). Mmmmmmmmm, meat.

Ahh. So male vegetarians and a certain Consulting Criminal are not men. Interesting. I’m glad we cleared that up. I could have gone my entire life without knowing that what you’ve got between your legs dictates what food you like.

That’s…completely not what I meant??????? Women like meat too. I think. Bertille does. Wait.

Homo sapiens are omnivores. Meat and what it provides are essential to the human body, just as much as salads and things. There’s just a more primal pull for testosterone-driven people to that charred hunk of dead animal. Because manly hunting, grrwar.

Ew.


though the world explode, these two survive

though the world explode, these two survive

(Source: sallydonovan)

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

ask-jim-moriarty:

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

I have no intent to starve. If I don’t get meat tomorrow I’m breaking out again.

Oooooooooor you could starve yourself and say the food makes you feel sick because it’s so gross and have John throw a fit at the people to get you better food.

Why do you need meat?

Nope.

Because…I’m a man? Nice juicy red meat, well-done, or maybe a rack of lamb or pork ribs, seasoned with a cajun blend (the pork, not the lamb). Mmmmmmmmm, meat.

Ahh. So male vegetarians and a certain Consulting Criminal are not men. Interesting. I’m glad we cleared that up. I could have gone my entire life without knowing that what you’ve got between your legs dictates what food you like.

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

ask-jim-moriarty:

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

ask-jim-moriarty:

inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes:

I’m sure you didn’t mean that the way it comes across.

How did it come across? 

"I hope you suffer from starvation in the hospital muAHAHAHA".

Well, then, that was how it was meant. Minus the theatrically maniacal laughter. 

I have no intent to starve. If I don’t get meat tomorrow I’m breaking out again.

Oooooooooor you could starve yourself and say the food makes you feel sick because it’s so gross and have John throw a fit at the people to get you better food.

Why do you need meat?